are the Middleton sisters SERIOUS with this shit?!?!

I am currently drinking coffee out of a hideous turquoise mug I bought at HomeGoods for $1.99 that says I Literally Can't on it, and now I'm about to go grab a steak knife and engrave PIPPA on the end of it BECAUSE I LITERALLY CAN'T PIPPA! DAMN GIRL!

Uhhhh boy do I love anything seafoam green! AND THAT NECKLINE!!! Also, didn't she just, like, marry a count or something?  (Or maybe I'm just confused because one of my girlfriends is reading The Count of Monte Cristo right now. Which is clearly a ploy to make all the rest of us feel dumb. Uh, what an asshole!)

Though she was describing the plot to me the other day.

Did sound pretty interesting.

HERM.

Anyhooooow, Happy Hump Day everyone! Carol Middleton, thank you for bestowing your daughters on the world! They are my favorite sisters in the land, after Beyonce and Solange, and then the Olsen twins circa the NYU years. So, they're are my favorite British sisters in the land! 

Closing out on some glory daze. Enjoy life people!