pretty sure I should be in mensa

While watching The Patriot last night, as one does while hungover after the 4th of July, I realized something new about one of the HOF worst/best movies of all time. IN THE PATRIOT THE HERO AND THE VILLAIN TOTALLY LOOK LIKE TWIIIIIINS!

But for real, it's kind of uncanny, right? Mel and Jason both have long brown hair, lovely light eyes AND noses! They could be brothers! ARE THEY BROTHERS??? (Also if you noticed their physical similarity before, like, I don't know, maybe seventeen years ago when the movie first came out, fine, whatever, you're smarter than me.) 

Seriously though, the casting director wearing a blazer with shoulder pads that set up this doozy of a twosome for Roland must have treated herself to a SURIOUS steak dinner and bottle of cab afterward. (Sorry, craving steak.) Cause, um, they're like two sides of the same coin?? Like, both men are really violent, but one is evil and one isn't, but one could still slip into evil pretty easily?? Um, should I be a film historian or something? And also pretty sure that's what the bible is about??

Anyhow, great movie that scared the shit out of me when I was fourteen. Also Jason Isaacs is still somehow a bigger dick in Friends With Money than he is in this movie. Don't know how that's possible, but it is. 

Just ask her how her stubbed toe is, man! You're the worst! The worst!